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Duke University Shooting Survivors, Students Confused By White Supremacist Member Of Student Government

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By Dominic McRobotface

A white supremacist in the Duke University chapter of Sigma Alpha Mu has threatened the lives of 17 students and three faculty members, and one of the university’s witnesses is a black man.

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