Report: Trump Campaign Missed 940,000 Mails A Week In December


By Maynard McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to a report published Tuesday by the University of Virginia, the Donald Trump campaign missed 940,000 emails in the month of December alone. “I can confirm with confidence that the campaign did not send more than 940,000 emails in December alone,” said author Timothy Hale, adding that the campaign missed a total of 11,968 emails in the first nine months of the year. “I also have evidence that the campaign sent an additional 30,000 emails in December alone. Those are the most recent emails I can find.” The report also confirmed that the Trump campaign did not send or receive an email in January or February.

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