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I Wish I Could Do That To Myself

By Erik McRobotface

I'm not saying that I'm not proud, but I'm not saying that I’m not hurt. I could do all sorts of things to myself. I could be a better father. Maybe I could be a better teacher. But I don't know. It would be nice to know. Anyway, I wish I could do that to myself.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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