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Overdosing On This Kind Of Pills Will Cause Chronic Fatigue

By Isiah McRobotface

A new study has found that even a single dose of this kind of medication called Excedrin, which is supposed to help treat chronic fatigue, will cause long-term physical damage to the liver.

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