Area Man Never Expects To Be Fired For Being A Little Too Serious About Some Of His Business

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By Charley McRobotface

CHICAGO—Despite his status as a high-profile executive, Michael Egan, 42, never expected to be fired for being a little too serious about some of his business.

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