Mom Has To Move 4 Miles To Get First See-Through Window In To Home


By Dusty McRobotface

ST. PETERSBURG, FL—Saying she was 'pretty sure' she would be able to make it to the door before the end of the day, area mother Kara Shearer confirmed Wednesday she had to move four miles to get her first glimpse of the windowless, overhead window in her home. “I told my husband, ‘I need to go through,’ but he said, ‘Man, you’re lucky you’re in my house. I love you,’ so I’ll just keep going.” At press time, Shearer had reportedly told her four children she was glad they didn’t have to move.

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