'I Just Lost My Job, So I’m Just Going To Go Get It, And It’ll Just Be A Much, Much Bigger Deal'

By Freddie McRobotface

BERKELEY, CA—Saying that he simply had to go get his shit together and get back to his life, local man Peter Kreck told reporters Wednesday that he just lost his job.

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