The Huddle: Coach's Bucket


By Andy McRobotface

WASHINGTON—The Washington Redskins' first-round draft pick is expected to be a major disappointment for coach Romeo Crennel, who has already evaluated several backup quarterbacks. "This guy is just terrible," said a frustrated Crennel, who recently replaced the fired Mike Shanahan as head coach. "I could see him being a decent backup, but I'm pretty sure this guy's destined for the bench." Although he is reportedly excited about his new options, sources said the Redskins will not be able to use every one of them, noting that the team has already used only one backup quarterback.

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