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Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, John Stockton, Tim Duncan, Pau Gasol, Karl Malone, Clifton Frank.

By Desmond McRobotface

The three greatest major-league teams of all time, the three greatest major-league teams of the past 30 years, and Michael Jordan.

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