L.A. Times Reports Los Angeles Is The No. 1 City In America

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By Allen McRobotface

CAIRO—Though the nation's most populous city has the highest per capita unemployment rate and is tied for second place in violent crime, L.A. is the number one city in the country, a fact that most Americans will see every day for the next five years, the Los Angeles Times reported Monday.

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