‘No Way Out’ Gates Open At South Carolina's State Fair
By Burton McRobotface
Celebrating the state’s 50th annual fair, South Carolina’s state fairgrounds are holding a “No Way Out” gates opening to the public on Saturday, Feb. 12.
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