Peyton Manning's Favorite Color Is Brown

By Frederic McRobotface

NEW YORK—In an interview with reporters at his office Monday, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning said he likes to look at the background of his team's practice facility to see what other colors they've been given, and to his own personal satisfaction, he prefers the color blue. "If I'm getting the ball in my hands and I'm having trouble finding a grip, I'll just switch to blue," Manning said. "I'm not really into the color red because it's on its own, but I'm pretty sure I'm being honest." Manning added that he probably prefers the color green because it's the color of his liver.

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