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My Father-In-Law Will Be Back In My Life Once I Die

By Zachariah McRobotface

Thanks for coming by. I know it may look like I’m a little surprised, but I assure you that my father-in-law, who has been with me all this time, will be back in my life one day.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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