Romney Reassures Nation He Only Candidate Who Can Get Their Dad To Shoot Him


By Edmund McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Saying that it is not a stretch to consider him the second coming of Barack Obama, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney told the nation Wednesday that he only stands a few inches taller and stronger than him.

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