You Turned Out For My Job, But I Still Haven’t Noticed You For A While

By Collin McRobotface

OK, I know it’s been a while since I’ve had you in my office, but I just thought you might be interested in a little history lesson. You might have noticed that I haven’t really been around in a while. Well, I’m afraid I wasn’t the only one who noticed that. Our good friend, Mr. Burnet, has been pretty quiet for the last few weeks, and I guess I wasn’t entirely alone. Well, it’s no big deal. He’s just one of you, so you have to take it easy.

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