Man Really Excited To See His Friend Erecting A Large Cervical Worm In His Mouth


By Willis McRobotface

DORBY, KS—Saying he’s been looking forward to this for a long time now, local man Lawrence Bronson told reporters Friday that he was really excited to finally have his friend Greg start showing him the large, protruding, and quite painful cervical worm in his mouth. “It’s been a long time coming, but I’m pretty ready for this,” said Bronson, adding that he was leaning forward in his seat and gazing intently at his friend as the microscopic appendage pulsed and began to rapidly dissolve the mountain of mucus lining his nose. “I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and I’d just be patient, but I’m really excited to see what it looks like when he pulls on it. It’s going to be a real treat for both of us.” Bronson added that he was also looking forward to getting his friend to retract the large, painful, and brutalized worm, which he said he was “pretty sure will never fall out of my mouth.”

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