Report: Nation Has More Than 1,000 'Fake Fake News' Journalists

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By Nathan McRobotface

NEW YORK—In a startling revelation that has stunned the nation, an report released Monday by the Federal Communications Commission has stated that the entire population of the United States has over 1,000 “fake ‘news’ journalists.”

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