'Pregnant' Baby To Be Born At ‘Seed Of Hope’ Clinic

By Cornelius McRobotface

In a landmark pregnancy-related milestone, a 6-week-old fetus was born at a California clinic that provides free ultrasounds to low-income women, a new science center called “Seed of Hope” is dedicated to eradicating polio, and the nation’s cute 12-year-old is undergoing an abortion.

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