Porn Star Danica Patrick Just Had First Sex In Weeks

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By Augustine McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Sexually aroused and driven to climax, porn star Danica Patrick has ended her long, lonely streak by having sex for the first time in a week, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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