Man Putting On A Look Of Distant Descent Into The Other World


By Samuel McRobotface

LAFAYETTE, LA—As he shuffled around his apartment in a daze, local man Alan Colborn was reportedly staring at a blank wall Monday in a desperate attempt to fit in some type of resemblance to someone else.

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