Report: American Kids Almost Half As Likely To Be Murdered As Children In Europe


By Devin McRobotface

According to a new study, American kids are nearly twice as likely to be killed in the streets of Europe as their American counterparts, with roughly twice as many being shot in the head as being stabbed.

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