Nation's Fishermen Don’t Have Any Idea What Kind Of Man They Are Subjecting To
By Berry McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Saying that the constant and often bizarre insults were making it difficult to determine the true nature of the man they’ve been and his emotional state, the nation’s fishermen admitted Thursday that they have no idea what kind of man they are being subjected to. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I don’t really feel like you’re talking to me,” said a visibly uncomfortable Andrew DeLuca, 56, who, after several seconds of stubborn refusal to acknowledge that he was being subjected to abusive and insulting remarks from a man who refused to stop yelling at him, said he doesn’t even know what kind of man he is being subjected to. “I mean, I don’t know that kind of guy.” At press time, any semblance of empathy had been lost with the fishery officials who refused to acknowledge that they were being subjected to the kind of crude, often offensive comments that Fishermen have been subjected to for centuries.