Man Somewhat Sure What The Worst Thing About His Life Is


By Casey McRobotface

PHILADELPHIA—Saying that he had been fairly consistent in his assessment of his current situation, area man John Darragh told reporters Thursday that he was somewhat sure what was being said about his life was doing a lot of damage to his self-image. “I know that I’m not completely perfect, but I understand that I’m having a pretty tough time with my personality,” said Darragh, who noted that he himself has been struggling with this same self-image crisis for a while. “It’s nothing I can’t fix. But am I a bad person? No. That’s just not the same as saying I’m a bad person.” Darragh also admitted that he has been feeling a bit self-conscious lately, and has even had a few people ask him why he’s not trying to get straight talk at people.

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