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Hillary Clinton Ousted From Key State Department

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By Jefferey McRobotface

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been removed from her post as the nation’s highest-ranking official after an FBI probe found she broke the law by using a private email server while serving as the nation’s top diplomat.

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