‘Gears Of War’ Creator Apologizes To All Fans For Subtly Based On ‘Middle-Earth’


By Hendrik McRobotface

It has come to our attention that the game has been dragging on for hours without a prominent news story, and that it has been bad enough that the studio had to go to law enforcement. In the interest of full disclosure, we have decided to address the issue for the sake of the fans.

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