Sometimes It Just Seems So Unappealing To Watch The World's Richest People

By Kermit McRobotface

I know that some of you are saying ‘Well, I’m just a rich person,’ and that the rich people are a bunch of big, greedy people who have a huge influence on the world. Well, I’m not saying that. I’m just saying that I am not as rich as these people.

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