‘The Good Dinosaur’ Fans Fear Face Of Gene Editing Will Be More

By Cecil McRobotface

BROOKLYN, NY—Fears that a more subtle, more human-looking editing technique might be developed for their beloved animated blockbuster, sources confirmed Thursday that fans feared that the face of the film’s gene editing technology will be more. “As viewers, we were expecting a much more human-looking face,” said fan Stephen Lovins, who lamented that the film’s genetics were already being used to make the film’s actors look slightly less human than the original. “Why would they do that? It’s been a long time since we saw a human-looking face, so why would they do that?” At press time, Lovins was looking at his phone and saying, “Oh, I hope they don’t do that.”

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