My Hero, The Man Who Just Named A Hot Dog That Will Kill You, Has An Amazing Job, Really Blows It Out Of The Park, And Has No Idea Why


By Sang McRobotface

WASHINGTON, DC—My hero, the man who just named a hot dog that will kill you, has an amazing job, and really blows it out of the park and has no fucking clue why.

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