Rex Ryan: ‘Huge Thanks To Everyone Who Has Been Supporting Me In My Time Of Need’

By Wade McRobotface

DALLAS—In the wake of a disappointing 31-31 season and the firing of head coach Rex Ryan, Dallas Cowboys head coach Rex Ryan announced Monday that he was “hugely thankful” to have helped the team through its rough patch. “I’d like to thank every single person who has supported me during this time, from the players to the coaches,” said Ryan, adding that he was “very, very thankful” that his contract would be staying in place in the event Ryan was forced to step down. “I’ll be doing my job as coach, but I’m thankful that I’ll be receiving this kind of support from my teammates, coaches, and the entire Dallas community. I’ll also be receiving this kind of support from the world’s greatest football fan base, who I’ve worked very hard with over these past four seasons.” Ryan also thanked quarterback Dak Prescott for his “kindhearted” and “tremendous” support.

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