Yeah, I Know A Lot About The Game Of Football


By Roland McRobotface

I don't know what's going on with my football team, but I'm always on the edge of my seat. Every time I look at the scoreboard or the score on the scoreboard, I'm thinking, "Man, I'm really getting a little nervous.""

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