There's Something About Men That Just Makes Me Settle For That


By Dominic McRobotface

I don't know what it is about men. Like, maybe it's something about men that makes me want to settle for them, like, I dunno, but I don't know. I feel kind of bad. I mean, I'm not at all. I mean, I don't feel like it's because I'm always attracted to men. I mean, I'm not some weirdo who associates women with men either. I don't even know what that is. I mean, what do you think?

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