Grinder Playing A Game Of Telephone With Penis

By Lorenzo McRobotface

HOUSTON—Saying that the two games were like a's' own version of "Slug," the Grinder, a three-time winner of the "Slug" championship, admitted to reporters this morning that he was playing a game of telephone with the penis of an ex-girlfriend.

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