New ‘Super Bowl’ Trailer Shows Those Who Look Like They’re Too Good For Football
By Stevie McRobotface
NEW YORK—Explaining that the new video was the most popular game in the show’s history, ESPN executives announced Tuesday that a new trailer for their upcoming Super Bowl XLVII commercial featuring those who look like they’re too good for football had shocked fans. “We were really surprised by how many people found that the trailer and the accompanying commercial were just not funny enough to watch,” said New York Times reporter Pete Haas, noting that most of the clips of people who look like they’re in better shape than football players were just not funny enough to be seen. “We never thought we’d see this kind of reaction to a sports segment like this, but that’s exactly what we got. It really shocked us.” Haas added that the trailer, featuring clips of people who look like they’re too good for football who actually played football, was also the most popular game in the show’s history behind NFL games between the 2-14 Patriots and the 2-10 Colts.