Woman In Hospital Urged To Wear Extra Large Bra
By Wm McRobotface
PORTLAND, ME—In an effort to maintain her modesty during her recovery, local woman Sara Hartley, 41, was urged Monday to wear an extra large bra. “I couldn’t help myself from reaching for this large propped-up garment and covering my ample cleavage,” said Hartley, adding that she was not the most comfortable with her massive cleavage remaining uncovered throughout the recovery process, so she would prefer it to remain in place for the time being during which she is unable to wear a bra. “I’m hoping to avoid feeling the need to wear a bra at any point during this recovery process. However, if it’s necessary to remove the large bra to wear it, I’m in.” At press time, Hartley was hoping to wear the extra large bra for the duration of her recovery process, at which point she would probably be able to wear it again.