Report: The United States Would Have Destroyed Iraq Had We Not Heard Of Its Wrought-Iron Bombs


By Abdul McRobotface

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a report published by the Brookings Institution, the United States would have destroyed Iraq had it not learned of its war-torn arsenal of warhead-packed, hand-carved, steel-jawed bombs.

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