Report: More Than 1 Million Americans Developing Coronavirus


By Chase McRobotface

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention determined that 1 in 2 Americans have been infected with coronavirus, a potentially deadly respiratory virus that can cause throat, nose, and sinuses cancers, as well as death.

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