New 'Boarding The Zoo' Book Introduces Animals To New Ones


By Jackie McRobotface

NEW YORK—Saying that his novel has been a success so far, author and literary agent Mark Levine told reporters Thursday that he is currently planning to publish a new book called Boarding The Zoo. “Now, I’m going to go ahead and call a lot of people I know and give them the book,” said Levine, elaborating that the new book is aimed at rehashing classic tales of life in the zoo and introduces a new breed of animals to the readers. “From the mahout to the possum, I’m going to give you guys the same old stories—the male panda, the giraffe, the antelope—but with a little twist. It’ll be nice to have a few new faces and a few fresh ones.” Levine confirmed that the book will be released in spring 2015, and that he has already received 25,000 sales orders.

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