Girl Who At First Thought She Was A Model Was Actually A Model Who Was Actually A Model Who Was A Model


By Judson McRobotface

HARRISBURG, PA—Saying that she had the look of someone who had been in the industry for a while, local woman Stephanie Kline reportedly told reporters Thursday that she felt pretty sure she was a model who had been in the industry forever before she realized she was actually a model. “I knew I had this flawless body, but then I looked at the magazine spreads and realized I was actually being used by magazines,” said the 25-year-old who, like many of her peers, has long been known for having the perfect figure, perfect complexion, perfect hair, perfect clothes, and perfect makeup, but who was, for reasons unknown, seen as a potential model who was being used by some of the biggest names in modeling. “I guess I thought I was a runway model, but really I had this perfect face, perfect voice, and perfect body. I thought I was one of these celebrities who could walk the runway, but actually I was just a part of some very big-name celebrities who were using me.” At press time, sources confirmed that Kline had been forced to admit she was actually a model who was being used by a lot of really big-name celebrities.

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