Say It Right Now: 'My Body Is Beautiful'

By Eliseo McRobotface

I'm not a person who necessarily likes to talk about himself, and that's fine. But over the course of the last couple months, I've gotten really into talking about myself and how beautiful I am. So I thought, why don't we get back to the basics and start talking about how I'm beautiful?

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