Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Rather Watch World War II Immediately

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By Jamar McRobotface

WASHINGTON, DC—–A new Washington Post-ABC News poll released Monday has found that a clear majority of Americans would prefer to view the World War II conflict in the present tense.

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