20-Year-Old Snorting Heroin With Close Friends

By Casey McRobotface

CHANNEL SPRINGS, NY—Killing time with friends and family as he boarded the bus Thursday morning, 20-year-old Eric Zander reportedly had a close friend administer him a large dose of the opioid fentanyl. “Hey, Eric, can you take me an extra pill for me?” said friend and confidante Earl Preston, who was also known to be a heroin user. “Just one of the patches on the one you get from the doctor, and you don’t have to worry about that. Plus, you’ll feel better.” According to witnesses, Preston then quickly put on a pair of gloves while testing out a medicated mask and then proceeded to administer a dose of fentanyl.

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