Report: U.S. Economy Struggling To Keep Up With Food Stamps


By Quinton McRobotface

According to a report by the Department of Agriculture, the U.S. economy is struggling to keep pace with the food stamp crisis, which has left millions of Americans struggling to make ends meet on a weekly basis.

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