Nation Admits It’s Going To Be Really Tough To Pick Anyone Overall

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By Gregg McRobotface

WASHINGTON—The U.S. populace admitted Tuesday that it was going to be really tough to pick somebody for the 2008 presidential election, and that it would probably be pretty close.

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