'Gone With The Wind' Writer Gary Snyder Dead

By Carey McRobotface

NEW YORK—The beloved author, best-selling author, and Hollywood screenwriter Gary Snyder was killed in what police are treating as a mysterious manner Wednesday, leaving behind an indelible legacy of groundbreaking stories about young women escaping the clutches of their oppressors and escaping to freedom.

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