CUNNING HATE OF THE DAY: Unsuspecting Epsilon-5 Massive Tumult

By Herschel McRobotface

Every time I look up at the stars, I see their little grid, like a little wooden sign reminding me not to go there. But I know they're not going to allow me to see them that way.

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