Man Looking For Way To Make Moving


By Terence McRobotface

PITTSBURGH—While searching for a suitable way to get moving, local resident Peter Holland, 39, reportedly found a single, effective way to make his life more pleasant by giving himself a little extra push by showing his friends pictures of the other people in his apartment.

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