Man Can’t Remember Who He Was If He Had To Go Through With This Already


By Anibal McRobotface

SAN FRANCISCO—Expressing surprise and disappointment that he’d been forced into such a situation, local man Justin Gamache admitted Thursday that he had no idea who he was if he had to go through with this already. “Man, I don’t know who I was if I had to go through with this already,” said Gamache, adding that he was left completely clueless as to what he was if he was required to go through with this one extra thing. “I was like, ‘What’m I supposed to do?’ But I guess I’m supposed to stay here and not move on. Honestly, I’m not even sure where I was if I was going to be able to move on.” At press time, Gamache had decided to move on and was surprised to find himself in this situation again.

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