First-Person Narrative Asks What Kind Of Person He Is
By Damon McRobotface
NEW YORK—Responding to an urgent question that was directed at the man in question, first-person narratives published in newspapers Tuesday asked what kind of person he is. “What kind of person is this guy?” said the man with the information, who was apparently not aware of the identity of the person who provided the information. “I don’t know, he’s pretty much a typical guy. That’s all I really know.” At press time, the once anonymous person was reportedly also asking a question about himself.