Man Can't Help But Think Of The Last Time He Saw His Daughter,


By Kennith McRobotface

MASON, MI—Struggling to wrap his head around the idea that he could have a daughter, local man Greg Beck told reporters Monday that he can’t help but think of the last time he saw his daughter. "When I first heard the news, I thought it would be the day I saw my daughter, and then I just kind of started to think of her," said Beck, who confirmed he was still reeling from how the news completely changed the image of his daughter from the one he had of her in his mind before the accident, but he had to admit that, after a while, it was starting to make sense. "After that, it was like I instantly lost the ability to see my daughter, and I'm not sure I'm really sure, but she's a big part of my life now, and I can't help but think of her all the time." Beck also admitted that he was still trying to process what it was like to watch his six daughters grow up and leave their homes in order to start a family.

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