Man Who Always Wanted To Be A Actor Has No Idea Why

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By Stacey McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—While he had no inkling that his desire to be a leading man in a major studio film had anything to do with acting, actor and film producer Mike Myers has been confused since Sunday night.

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